Here’s a question for my Canadian friends:
What could possibly make hockey more fun? Why adding dog turds, of course.
The fling is the thing
Simply scooping dog poop is not exciting enough. And where’s the enjoyment in the old wrap-your-hand-in-plastic-and-pick-it-up?
Even the seldom-tried method of creating a snowball with a disgusting tootsie roll center does not bring the hours of entertainment of sh*t on a stick—a hockey stick that is.
Introducing the turd burglar
If it didn’t exist already, someone would have to invent it.
The turd burgler is a plastic sleeve you place over the end of your hockey stick that allows you to fling dog poop, where? Well, I’m not sure what the intention is.
Actually, if you visit the website of the Turd Burgler, www.tburglar.com (can you imagine the heartbreak on finding that the domain name “turd burglar” was already taken?), you’ll find all kinds of games you can play with your turd burgler:
- politician poop
- poopie pants
- groweler boweler
- Bocce poop
- and many more.
A closer look at this exciting pet-related product
Luckily for me, the intrepid bloggers at PawshPal decided to try the turd burglar for themselves and taped the results. Yes, we have video evidence that someone has ordered and tried this product.
Worst pet-related product ever? Or crazy genius?
So tell me, will you be buying one of these so your kids can keep their hockey skills strong in the summer months? Anyone prefer their dog poop contact be at the end of a long stick?
Or is this just the worst idea ever?
And am I the only person wondering what some underpaid factory worker in China is thinking while he cranks out hundreds of these?