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Blog More... Humor If We Love Puppies Because… Then Why…

If We Love Puppies Because… Then Why…

September 22, 2011 //  by Pamela

Some A-musings on Puppy Love

  • If we love puppies because they’re furry, why don’t more of us want to date men with hairy backs?
  • If we love puppy breath so much, why do we freak out that some people eat dogs?
  • If we love puppies because they have drooly jowls, why don’t our voices get all high and squeaky when we see a picture of Richard Nixon or Winston Churchill?
  • If we love puppies because they’re little and squirmy, why don’t we get all excited when we turn over our compost?
  • If we love puppies because of their loud, excited yips, why don’t we all want to take Richard Simmons home?
Golden Retriever Puppy
Even as a baby, Honey was camera shy. This is her sister.

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  1. Jan

    September 22, 2011 at 11:40 AM

    Puppy love seems to be a class of inconsistencies on its own.

    • Pamela

      September 23, 2011 at 6:44 AM

      I think that’s a side effect of love in general. ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. Pup Fan

    September 22, 2011 at 1:03 PM

    I love this post… somehow puppies make us forget our other preferences, I suppose. That cute is overpowering. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Pamela

      September 23, 2011 at 6:45 AM

      Cuteness is a super power. There’s no other way of thinking about it.

      When we’re stuck in traffic and need to change lanes, I ask Honey to stick her head out the window and use the power of cute to help us move over. We eventually find someone who gets so distracted by her that we can shift lanes.

      You need to teach Bella this. You deal with much heavier traffic than we do. ๐Ÿ™‚

  3. cate

    September 22, 2011 at 2:07 PM

    This really made me smile – the things we do for love :))

    • Pamela

      September 23, 2011 at 6:46 AM

      Of course, if I find myself becoming attracted to men with hairy backs, I’ll have to blame it on the puppies.

  4. Rumpy Drummond

    September 22, 2011 at 3:26 PM

    ROFL…. I would NEVER love Richard Nixon- even if he was the cutest puppy in the whole wide world!

    • Pamela

      September 23, 2011 at 6:48 AM

      And yet there are few politicians more associated with a puppy than Mr. Nixon was. Remember the famous Checkers speech? (Well, I don’t remember it because I wasn’t born yet but it’s important enough to have its own entry in wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Checkers_speech) ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. Kristine

    September 22, 2011 at 6:22 PM

    I kind of like Churchill’s jowels. In a completely platonic way, of course. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Honey’s sister is so cute! I hope she ended up in half as good a home.

    • Pamela

      September 23, 2011 at 6:50 AM

      I like that Churchill was fond of poodles, myself. No wonder he was able to to spend all those long hours getting his nation through a horrific war and being bombed. He had a poodle to rely on.

      Honey’s breeder keeps up with all the people who adopt her puppies. I’m sure she’s doing great. ๐Ÿ™‚

  6. houndstooth

    September 22, 2011 at 10:54 PM

    Thanks for the smile! I needed that tonight.

    • Pamela

      September 23, 2011 at 6:50 AM

      Let’s see if puppies still make you smile in a few months when you find little stinkies on the rug. Or will that be Mr. Taleteller’s job to clean up? ๐Ÿ™‚

  7. Julie

    September 23, 2011 at 4:24 PM

    OMG that puppy is so huggable! Maybe it’s the adorable combination of all of those things ๐Ÿ™‚ Thanks for the mention!

  8. Greyhounds CAN Sit

    September 25, 2011 at 5:19 AM

    These days I love puppies who I can hand back after lots of cuddles:) But there is no denying the puppy cute factor that you wouldn’t find at all cute in a human!

  9. Elizabeth

    September 25, 2011 at 5:50 PM

    OMG – It’s RoseBud (from the movie, you know)! Now I understand how you came to bring Honey home. ๐Ÿ™‚

    So funny! (I actually met Richard Simmons in the eighties (long story) – anyway, I think I would have liked to hang out with him a little while – he was hilarious!)

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    September 26, 2011 at 7:45 AM

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