I get emails all the time from companies who want help promoting their products. Some of them are just wacky.
I keep asking myself, when will someone invent the dog products I want to buy?
Invent These Dog Products
Am I the only person who needs these items?
Doggy Doody Drone – It takes your dog out in the yard, waits for her to accomplish her mission, and then cleans up after her. I know! Awesome, right?
Work-at-Home Calming Drops – Rescue Remedy that is activated by a ringing phone or UPS delivery person at the door. Administer the drops in the morning and watch your dog instantly calm himself for your mid-afternoon conference call.
Bed Hog Force Field – No more paws in your face in the middle of the night. When your dog rolls over, she encounters a force field that prevents her from encroaching on your side of the bed.
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Dog Toy GPS – Remember, Chaser (Amazon) could only find all those toys because they were out on the floor. What about the ones that get lost in the couch cushions, roll under the furniture, and get buried in the yard?
Online Dating Tracking Collar – Ok, I don’t need this one. But I’d love to see it for some of my friends. It’s a collar that stores the information from your online dating profile. When it finds a match with another dog walker, it flashes so you can meet each other. Oh and maybe it throws treats to the other person’s dog to get things off to a good start.
Liquid Dog Bed – I have five dog beds in the house. And it’s never enough. Especially when I have a little diva dog visiting who manages to use up three by herself. Wouldn’t it be great to shake a can and spray out a temporary, soft, cushy dog bed when I need one?
Dog Hair Mat Maker – Instead of vacuuming, wouldn’t it be great if the dog hair would form a mat that I could pick up from one corner of the room and add to my compost pile?
Agility Grooming Tunnel – When your dog walks through, bristles around the edge of the tunnel comb through her fur while a sandy surface on the floor files her nails.
Dog Movie Spoiler Alerter – You add a chip to your television or computer that will alert you every time you start to watch a movie in which the dog dies.
Making Money Off Crazy Dog People
Every time we walk into a pet store, my husband says, “I gotta find some way to make money off all these crazy dog people.”
You’re a crazy dog people. What dog products do you most want to buy? I’m sure I’m not the only person with a list like this.
Your Turn: Tell the truth. What dog product would you love to see someone invent?