I wasn’t going to write anything today. I don’t have time. But Honey just did something so adorable. So Honey. I just had to share.
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Worrying The Dog
My house is a mess. And it’s worrying the dog. Who’d have thought she’d be such a neatnik?
Honey’s Unrequited Love
My dog Honey has it bad. She’s in love with an older dog. But I’m sorry to say that Honey’s love is unrequited. And I don’t know how to help her.
Does Your Dog Still Come When You Call? Best Tips For Improving Recall.
Has your dog’s recall gotten a little lazy? Have you asked yourself if you’re like the dude with chili stains on his t-shirt belching on the couch who complains that his wife doesn’t like to have sex with him? Because you have to be attractive to your dog if you want her to come to you.
I’ve Got A Dog Habit
Habits get no respect. There are drug habits. Creatures of habit. Nun’s habits. I have a dog habit. And it’s been a life saver.
I Need Dog Insurance
I pay thousands of dollars each year for homeowner’s, medical, and (rental) car insurance. And I never make a claim. If I really wanted protection, I’d get dog insurance.
Does Your Dog Hug You?
Patricia McConnell has ruined You Tube for me forever. [Shaking fist in the air] “I curse you, Dr. McConnell.” Thanks to the esteemed animal behaviorist, I hate to see someone hug their dog. But maybe there’s a way to redeem doggy hugs?
Go On An Adventure With Your Dog
It may not surprise you that I think every person should go on an adventure with her dog. But just what is an adventure anyway? And can every person take one?
Should YOU Foster A Dog?
When we move aboard a sail boat, I’ll be giving up some things—hot showers, always-on internet, refrigeration. But what I think I’ll miss most are the occasional visits from foster dogs. Maybe I’ll feel better if I can convince someone else to take my place in fostering.
Pooping In Paradise
We get lots of questions when we tell people we’ll be setting sail: “Will you be visiting Guam?” “Aren’t you worried about pirates in the Indian Ocean?” “Are you planning long, ocean passages?” The answer? It depends on our dog Honey. And it all comes down to poop.