I think Honey is a sweet dog. But what if I’m wrong?
What if she’s a sarcastic bitch and I don’t realize it because she doesn’t speak English?
If she ever learns, I could be in trouble.
9 Questions Not to Ask a Sarcastic Dog
Pam: Do you want a cookie?
Sarcastic Honey: No, I’m just drooling on your foot to make the hair on your toes grow.
Pam: Who’s the best doggie?
Sarcastic Honey: What? You spend hours a day reading dog blogs and you don’t know it’s me?
Pam: Did you dump the garbage all over the floor?
Sarcastic Honey: I thought you wanted it there.
Pam: Wanna go for a walk?
Sarcastic Honey: No, I want to sit here chewing on my tail while you waste time on the computer.
Pam: Who wants a bath?
Sarcastic Honey: You?
Pam: Where did you get my underwear?
Sarcastic Honey: I found it at the all you can eat laundry bar. Unlimited socks and underwear for $5.99 a pound.
Pam: Do you love Mommie best?
Sarcastic Honey: That depends. Where is my allowance?
Pam: Should we go for a ride in the car?
Sarcastic Honey: Hey, I wasn’t the one who got rid of the Subaru.
Pam: Who pooped in my shoe?
Sarcastic Honey: That would be the invisible poodle who lives under the bed.
Ooh, it’s too horrible to imagine.
No, Honey could never be sarcastic dog. It just doesn’t suit her.
And it would never suit me.
Disclaimer: This post is for humor only. Honey wants everyone know she does not eat underwear, shred garbage, or poop in shoes.
Do you have a sarcastic dog?