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I hate those movies where they dress dogs in lab coats and pretend they’re doing a human job. Those film people know nothing about dogs. Because if dogs had jobs, everything would change. Dogs Doing Human Jobs Here are a few jobs that would look very different with canines doing them. Advertising Executive – Every page …

You’ve heard of first world problems. But your true suffering comes from Dog World Problems.   Best City for Pet Travelers Gasp! Cape May, New Jersey is behind New Smyrna Beach, Florida in the voting for Best City for Pet Travelers over at Go Pet Friendly. I guess my warnings from yesterday didn’t convince you to vote …

Joining a cult never seemed that bad to me. At least not if it involved wearing fishnet stockings and throwing toilet paper at the movie screen. I love cult movies. You know. Those pictures that don’t get much attention when they first come out but that spawn rabid fans after years or decades? But I …

Did you laugh when you saw Daisy and Cooper getting ice cream at McDonald’s? If you’re one of the six people in the world who hasn’t seen this viral video, check out the footage: Not everyone found it funny. If you read the comments under the video, you’ll find plenty of people accusing Cooper’s people …

You’ve heard of first world problems. But your true suffering comes from Dog World Problems. Your Turn: Are expensive dog toys worth it in your house?

Which Harry Potter character are you? If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be? What’s your Myers Briggs type? People love quizzes that claim to tell them about themselves. After all, if years of introspection and therapy haven’t helped you understand yourself, a ten question quiz on Buzzfeed asking for your …

Okay, they don’t have fur. They talk back. And they’re incredibly expensive to raise. But kids are great. There’s nothing more fun than looking at the world through the eyes of a confident and curious child. Sometimes, even I have to admit, kids are better than dogs. 15 Reasons Kids Are Better Than Dogs when …

I have lots of friends who refer to their dogs as their children. Not me. I know better. Dogs and kids aren’t the same. Because dogs are better. Here’s why: 15 Reasons Dogs Are Better Than Kids Dog training classes cost anywhere from $75 to $200. College tuition? $40,000 a  year. You do the math. …

You’ve heard of first world problems. But your true suffering comes from Dog World Problems. Your Turn: Can you think of an insurance policy you’d pay for when raising a puppy?

I take them as cries for help. Those search terms that bring people to Something Wagging. Here’s one that gave me pause: “How to dispose of month’s worth of large dog feces.” Wow. A month?! I wrote a comprehensive post on the pros and cons of several methods of disposing of poop after the scoop. …