Cute Puppy? Or YouTube Star? If I could name one phrase that sums up my life it would be “missed opportunities.” I just don’t see the potential that other people recognize right away. Take today’s video, for example. Honey loved playing with door stops when she was a puppy. Did I take out the camera …
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My Husband Sleeps With Two Bitches
One barks when she doesn’t get enough sleep, slobbers contentedly out the side of her mouth when she does, and was just whining for a cookie. The other one is a dog. I’m So Tired I don’t sleep well. Even though I do all the right things. I wake up and go to bed around the …
Therapy Dog From Hell
“My dog understands how to behave around sick people. She takes extra care when she knows someone is frail.” Those words don’t apply to Honey. My Dog is a Bad Nurse I had a bad night. Much as I enjoy creating word pictures for my readers, I’ll just say I have a small case of …
Mutt Romney vs. Bark Obama
Nothing makes me feel better about not having a television than the presidential elections. Attack ads for both sides insult the intelligence of informed, thinking people of any political persuasion. The arguments are so ridiculous, they could almost have been written by dogs. Now that would be crazy. Or would it? The crazy thing? It’s …
16 Ways Dogs Are Better Than Social Media
More people use Facebook than live with dogs. Why? Don’t they know dogs are better than social media? Dogs More Fun Than Social Media; Need Better Marketing ♥ You don’t need tools to measure your influence with a dog. You know every time you call and they come to you. ♥ Dogs don’t change their appearance every two …
Tricky Dogs Dress Up for Halloween Treats
Trick or Treat? Or Trick and Treat? Sure, we all know Golden Retrievers are smart. But we don’t usually think of them as tricky, do we? Clever Parker Pup and his friend Daisy have a foolproof way to trick their way into lots of Halloween treats. Take a look: Thank you, Elizabeth, for sharing this …
Funny Dogs Speak Their Minds
Out of the Mouths of Babes Dogs Funny? Yes. And beautifully designed. Links below may be Amazon affiliate links. But Things Your Dog Doesn’t Want You to Know: Eleven Courageous Canines Tell All surprised me with its cleverness and its thoughtful encouragement to look at life from a dog’s point of view. Writers, Hy Conrad and …
Are Bad Jokes Made Better With Dogs?
Does anyone know a good joke? How about a few bad ones? And can the bad ones be redeemed by adding dogs? Let’s see: Chicken Crossing the Road Joke Why did the dog cross the road? To sniff the chicken on the other side. Light Bulb Joke How many dogs does it take to screw …
I’d Rather Have Scorpions in My Underwear…
I’m evil. I know I’m supposed to love autumn: the turning leaves, the cool days, the crisp apples. But I hate it. It’s just the pretty season they use to anesthetize us with beauty before we get socked in with snow, darkness, and cold. That’s why I’ve decided to become Australian. It’s Spring in Australia …
The Poopiness Project – What Dogs Really Have to Teach Us
Yes, dogs have a lot to teach us about joy and acceptance and hope. But they also have lessons on stinks, roadkill, and poop. Am I learning everything I can from dogs? What Your Dog Really Wants You To Know Watch your dog to learn these valuable lessons: ♥ Ignore the TV if no dogs are …