For those of us who tend to be overly polite, having dogs is one more excuse to beat up on ourselves. Not only do we strictly police our own behavior so we don’t irritate or offend someone else. We also feel intense guilt any time our dogs act “rude.” Here’s the short list of dog …
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Swim with Sharks – Good for the Dog; Good for You
I like sharks. Probably because I’ve carefully avoided seeing Jaws, Sharknado, and anything on the Discovery Channel’s Shark Week. But is it smart to swim with them? A Shark at the Dog Park When we take Honey to the dog park, I’m a very hands-on person. We don’t enter if we see dogs …
Becoming Fluent in Dog
What does she want from me? I say that less about my dog than I ever have in my life. Thanks to expert advice and hours of observation, I’m better at understanding dog than ever before. But I could still use a dictionary for certain dog idioms. For instance, what does it mean when Honey …
Why I Don’t Shoot More Video of My Dog
I must not be a typical YouTube animal video watcher. Because I have very strong reactions to images most people just find cute or funny. Like this one: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GO OVER THERE AND SCRATCH THAT POOR DOG’S BUTT? Your Turn: When your dogs do something …
What’s With Little Dogs Who Pee in the House?
Little dogs pee in the house–it’s a common complaint. I’ve never had a little dog of my own. But when I hear about them acting like a$$holes, I assume it’s their person’s fault. After all, they’re dogs. They’re “god” spelled backwards. They couldn’t possibly be Satanic hellspawn who constantly yap, bite, and jump. At least …
When Ads are Good for Bloggers But Bad For Dogs
“Wow, you mean I can write about dogs and get paid for it? Where do I sign up?” That’s probably what a lot of bloggers think when they find out about ad networks. After all, who wouldn’t want to recover some of their blogging costs? But what if those ads that appear on your website …
Embrace Your Inner Lady and Your Inner Tomboy – Good for the Dog; Good for You
I have issues. About my femininity I mean. In my twenties, I wore dresses to work everyday with three-inch heels. When the transit system went on strike, I walked three miles each way in heels because sneakers and dresses looked tacky. I think I was trying to make up for the fact that I wasn’t …
What Are My Favorite Dog Blogs? #4
While reading my favorite dog blogs, I get information, ideas, fodder for fantasies, and plenty of laughs. And then there’s all the cute puppy pictures! But where’s the moral center? I find it with a group of bloggers that I consider keepers of the conscience in dogville. When I ask myself, “Is that right? Is …
Am I Shallow for Only Liking Pretty Dogs?
I love pretty dogs. Yes, I know I should be able to look past the outward appearance and appreciate the inner beauty of any dog. But I’m a sucker for a pretty face. And tail. And coat. Does that make me a bad person? What is a Pretty Dog? Some people bring an objective list …
The Problem with Treating Dogs Like Children
[Baby voice] “You’re the cutest thing ever. I could just eat you up you little fuzzy rascal. And those widdle feet. They smell like Cheetos!” I’ve done it. I bet you’ve done it too. Talked to your dog like she’s a baby. But if we always treat our dogs like babies, are we missing out? …