Warning: Today’s post is disgusting, hopefully funny, and definitely filled with too much information. Please be advised that its content may be too much for people with delicate sensibilities. If that is you, please leave now and come back later in the week for cute dog pictures and happy stories. For the rest of you …
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My Dog Sails Better Than Me
As we got closer to moving aboard a sailboat, I worried more and more about Honey. How would she move around the boat? Deal with cramped quarters? Cope with the stress of moving aboard? I don’t know why I wasted my time. Honey sails better than I do.
Sometimes We All Need A Little Hope And Encouragement
Some days I can’t take any more. If I read another story about whales trapped in nets or dogs dying from contaminated dog treats or the latest rant about ego-filled trophy hunters I’m going to scream. I get offline and go looking for something hopeful to read. Because sometimes we all need a little hope.
Why I Don’t Take Pictures At The Vet
Honey did the cutest thing at the vet last week. I know you would have gotten a kick out of seeing it. But I don’t have a single image. Sorry. I don’t take pictures at the vet.
Do Dogs Understand Us Better Than We Understand Them?
I’ve always said I didn’t want a dog smarter than I was. But I may have one. In fact, I think my dog understands me better than I understand her.
When Does Your Dog Need A Harness?
While getting Honey ready for her vet follow-up visit, I hesitated. Should I put her in her harness? Or should I simply attach her leash to her collar? In other words, when does a dog need a harness? And when is just a collar fine?
Is It My Head In A Cone?
Are you expecting a coherent thoughtful post? Maybe something with a bit of humor? Or something to make you think? Nope. It isn’t going to happen. I’m so mixed up I feel like it’s my head in a cone. Here are my random thoughts.
Why Should Cats Have All The Fun?
Honey has one question:
My Dog Only Talks To Big Dogs
Do you remember the scene in 101 Dalmatians where the dogs passed along the news of the stolen puppies by barking at twilight? Well if Honey had been one of the dogs in the movie, those puppies would never have been found. Because my dog Honey only talks to big dogs.
Oh No! I’m A Minion!
I’ve about had it with those squeaky, yellow suppositories that pop up everywhere you look. Y’know. those minions?* But I’ve come to a horrible realization. I’m a minion. Are you?