I can’t resist reading articles offering tips and advice. Maybe I’ll learn the one thing I most need to transform my life.
Of course it hasn’t happened so far.
I wonder what would happen if my dog Honey wrote an advice column. What words of wisdom would she have for the world?
Honey’s Tips for Better Living
“Burn More Calories Today – Spin Before Eating Dinner and 10 Other Great Tips”
“50 Ways to Maximize Shedding”
“Limit Your Human’s Screen Time – How to Get in the Way of Desktops, Laptops, and Tablets”
“Start Barking Now to Get the Walks You Deserve”
“Using Clicker Training to Get More Treats (Hint: It’s All About Playing Dumb)”
“Canine-sumer Reports Lists the Best Educational Toys for Puppies”
“Don’t Let that Passive Aggressive Cur at the Dog Park Ruin Your Fun – Here’s How to Deal”
“You CAN Open the Refrigerator Yourself – Read Our Step by Step Method”
“Is It ‘Fetch’ or ‘Retrieve’? – Understanding Humans No Matter What Words They Use
“Want To Be the Center of Attention? 5 Songs to Play on Your Squeaky Toy”
” ‘But I Don’t Want to Swim’ – How to Deal With the Unreasonable Expectations of Others”
“Don’t Just Rely On Your Looks – Stop Others From Seeing You as Just a Beautiful Blonde”
“Butt Sniffing Etiquette – How to Know When You’ve Gone Too Far”
“Protect Your Privacy – Don’t Let Pesky Bloggers Reveal Your Biggest Secrets”
Then again, maybe I don’t really want to know what Honey would advise.
Your Turn: If your dog wrote an advice column what words of wisdom would she share?