If I could make my dog Honey understand just one phrase in English, what would it be?
“Don’t worry. The vet isn’t going to hurt you one bit.”
“If you relax in the bike cart, I’ll take you to the dog park.”
“Why don’t you dig over here where I need to transplant that sapling?”
“Pay no attention to the squirrels. They just want to trick you into running into the street.”
“You are the sweetest girl in the world and I will love you forever.”
No, if I could make Honey understand just one English phrase, I think it would be:
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WILL YOU JUST STOP BARKING? IT WON’T GET THE DAD HOME ANY FASTER!”
What English words do you most wish your dog would learn?