Comments on: If Dogs Spoke English… https://www.somethingwagging.com/if-dogs-spoke-english/ Helping Your Dog Love The Boat As Much As You Do Mon, 02 Sep 2019 15:30:27 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 By: Lauren https://www.somethingwagging.com/if-dogs-spoke-english/#comment-38038 Tue, 04 Sep 2012 11:58:00 +0000 https://www.somethingwagging.com/?p=6790#comment-38038 What a cute post! I would not hesitate to get Desmond to understand the following: if you are calm when you see a doggie, we can get closer to the doggie.

]]> By: Erin, Trump, Bubbles & Texas https://www.somethingwagging.com/if-dogs-spoke-english/#comment-37752 Tue, 28 Aug 2012 17:44:51 +0000 https://www.somethingwagging.com/?p=6790#comment-37752 Haha I had that exact thought this morning. “I wish my dogs REALLY understood english” Then I’d let them know the things they do that annoy me. That I’m not going to kill them if I pick them up. Also I JUST WALKED OUTSIDE. QUIT SCREAMING!

]]> By: Lynda https://www.somethingwagging.com/if-dogs-spoke-english/#comment-37717 Mon, 27 Aug 2012 22:20:20 +0000 https://www.somethingwagging.com/?p=6790#comment-37717 If you can hear the word “treat” and come running, why can’t you hear the word “come” and come running?

Also – I really can take a shower with out you sitting on the bathmat.

]]> By: Poochie Project https://www.somethingwagging.com/if-dogs-spoke-english/#comment-37715 Mon, 27 Aug 2012 21:41:01 +0000 https://www.somethingwagging.com/?p=6790#comment-37715 “You may want to rethink your approach.”

]]> By: Kristine https://www.somethingwagging.com/if-dogs-spoke-english/#comment-37704 Mon, 27 Aug 2012 16:28:52 +0000 https://www.somethingwagging.com/?p=6790#comment-37704 “If you come back when I call you, you will get lots of treats AND you will get to keep playing. Isn’t that better than bird seed/mud/grass/unknown things in someone else’s bag? If you don’t come back, the fun will have to end and we will both be very sad.”

Or maybe: “I will always come back, I promise.”

Though your last one might work as well. 😉

]]> By: Steph B https://www.somethingwagging.com/if-dogs-spoke-english/#comment-37698 Mon, 27 Aug 2012 14:20:48 +0000 https://www.somethingwagging.com/?p=6790#comment-37698 “It’s ok, I’ve got it.” I think my dog takes on a bit too much responsibility for the world around him, and that he would relax more if he understood that I was aware of the things he’s concerned about. Loose dogs, ringing doorbells, kids playing on bikes – it’s cool, dude, I’ve got it. Life would be far more peaceful!

]]> By: Donna and the Dogs https://www.somethingwagging.com/if-dogs-spoke-english/#comment-37696 Mon, 27 Aug 2012 12:57:52 +0000 https://www.somethingwagging.com/?p=6790#comment-37696 “Why don’t you dig over here where I need to transplant that sapling?”

This one here is what I’d like to teach Toby. Channel his energy for good. If we could teach him that, maybe we could hire him out, and let him work off some of those vet bills…!

]]> By: Molly The Wally https://www.somethingwagging.com/if-dogs-spoke-english/#comment-37692 Mon, 27 Aug 2012 10:22:27 +0000 https://www.somethingwagging.com/?p=6790#comment-37692 Too many to mention. Have a great Monday Pamela.
Best wishes Molly

]]> By: melF https://www.somethingwagging.com/if-dogs-spoke-english/#comment-37677 Sun, 26 Aug 2012 19:18:20 +0000 https://www.somethingwagging.com/?p=6790#comment-37677 In reply to caren gittleman.

Yup. That would be mine. Two Shelties. Double the barking.
Of course, I would want to tell them I love them too.

]]> By: Georgia Little Pea https://www.somethingwagging.com/if-dogs-spoke-english/#comment-37663 Sun, 26 Aug 2012 12:10:15 +0000 https://www.somethingwagging.com/?p=6790#comment-37663 Do not bang on the mattress to wake us up at 2am because you want to climb into bed.

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