Well, when they start playing with feces, I stop hanging around with them. 🙂

But apparently this is a common phase in child development. If you decide to have kids some day, let me know if it’s true.

I’m glad you made a choice that works for you. And that you express your values in advocacy for animals who can’t advocate for themselves.

For people who do choose to (or accidentally) become parents, they have a wonderful opportunity and responsibility to teach their kids to protect the world and all its inhabitants.

Of course I’ve had plenty of conversations with people who have barking dogs in the background too. 🙂

Bwa ha ha! Yet another benefit of being the cool aunt. Having an inheritance to lure some caretakers to your aid.

Of course we might find our dogs more irritating if we could translate their barks into English.

Honey barking for breakfast 45 minutes early is a little annoying. But if I found out those barks translated to a smart alecky remark, it might be just like having a teenager. 🙂

It can be hard when we don’t end up with the life we wanted or expected for ourselves. But it’s always wonderful when we see the benefits of the life we ended up with.

I’m sure the pups don’t mind being the center of your attention.

And yes, I’ve also thought about where I’ll be when I’m old and alone. I guess, in addition to a wonderful dog, we need to keep strong wonderful friendships with humans as well.

Honey doesn’t bug me in the bathroom ever. But all 3 dogs that came before her did. As does every single foster dog I’ve had since.

I think you just got lucky.

Enjoy being the cool aunt. It’s a great job!

Sounds like you and Sam got the best of both worlds. The love of a child and the love of a dog–without stretch marks and midnight feedings (at least for you). 🙂

I love your “con” list. But I wish I had read it years ago. I had no idea I wasn’t supposed to have stretch marks if I hadn’t given birth. 🙂

I’ll remind you you said this when your first one gets married, the first grandchild comes along, and when you get to attend a Seder you didn’t have to prepare. 🙂