Comments on: Do You Need A Laugh?

By: Groovy Goldendoodles

Groovy Goldendoodles — Tue, 18 Nov 2014 03:06:05 +0000

Poop story is the best but here’s mine: Splat http://groovygoldendoodles.com/splat/

By: Lauranne

Lauranne — Mon, 17 Nov 2014 13:14:17 +0000

In reply to Pamela. I misread that an thought you said I would always be an 80 year old at heart (had me a little worried!!)

By: Pamela

Pamela — Sun, 16 Nov 2014 17:40:21 +0000

In reply to Ann Sowards. That's a riot. Thanks for finding the funny side of a trip that probably wasn't so funny at the time. And in the middle of missing your lovely girl.

By: Pamela

Pamela — Sun, 16 Nov 2014 17:39:04 +0000

In reply to Lauranne. Bwa ha ha! If you keep that sense of humor, Lauranne, you'll never age. You'll always be an eight-year-old at heart. :)

By: Pamela

Pamela — Sun, 16 Nov 2014 17:34:59 +0000

In reply to Clowie. Bwa ha ha! Good one, Clowie.

By: Clowie

Clowie — Sun, 16 Nov 2014 15:56:48 +0000

Ha, you can’t stop males from bragging – even Great Pyrenees! But I was sure their standard line was this – you’re so gorgeous that it’s like looking in the mirror!

By: Emma

Emma — Sat, 15 Nov 2014 18:10:52 +0000

Between me, Bailie and cat bro Bert, someone is always doing something to make Mom laugh and get some inspiration!

By: Ann Sowards

Ann Sowards — Fri, 14 Nov 2014 16:27:16 +0000

Things haven’t been too funny around here, lately, what with the loss of My Mercedes and Franny on the ropes and Fritz so old. But here’s a past Funny:
A Wienerholic Christmas Road Trip
Dec 24th 2011: 2PM: Race home from work on icy roads 6000 feet above sea level. Contemplate getting to daughter’s sea level home within the next 2 hours with Christmas presents, Plum Pudding with Brandy Hard Sauce, and 6 Weiner dogs with beds, food, water bowls, faux fur blankets and treats. Also Grumpy Husband.
2:30 PM: Almost down South Grade. Snap cell phone pic of 6 terrified Weiners sliding from one end of the bench seat to the other as Grumpy Husband does impersonation of Daytona Devil in 15 foot passenger van on South Grade switchbacks. Send to daughter, big ha ha.
2:31 PM: Mercedes pukes.
2:32PM: Phoebe projectile vomits into $200 leather Lucky hand bag sitting on floor. Particles hit Grumpy Husband’s open Pepsi. No photo taken.
3:00 PM: Fritz plays Poor Blind Weiner card, successfully whining his way onto lap to do Wiener Window Lean. Other dogs protest obvious injustice with incessant barking.
3:01PM: Driver executes Backhanded Fucking Dogs!#$@! Swipe . Truck driver in other lane executes One Finger Fucking Asshole!#$@! Salute.
3:20PM: Arm with 16 pounds of Dead Weiner Weight plopped on it seriously fails to respond to brain cues. Catch out of corner of eye Izzy sliding silently and slowly off bench seat.
3:20:05: Watch helplessly as Izzy fixes demented vengeful “Fuck You” gaze on Blind Fritz (irony) lolling on now completely dead arm and GAZING OUT WINDOW (irony complete) and pisses on Fritz’s Teddy-Bear -Cum-Girlfriend on floor.
3:20:10: Contemplate choices: (1) Yell at Izzy (2) Keep quiet so Driver doesn’t know van has new piss spot (3) break into jar of Brandy Hard Sauce with big spoon.
4:00PM: Arrive Ocean Beach, 6 Weiner dogs sitting on lap. Entire body numb. Watch Grumpy Husband chug last of Pepsi.

By: Bluebery's human

Bluebery's human — Fri, 14 Nov 2014 15:44:05 +0000

In reply to Pamela. I loved the Animaniacs too - but I also loved the Wonder Twins. I mean, come on, they could shape shift! Did you ever watch Bobby's World? I saw that when I was older too and thought it was probably one of the better cartoons, almost up there with Animaniacs and Pinky and the Brain.

By: Pamela

Pamela — Fri, 14 Nov 2014 15:41:17 +0000

In reply to Jen. Yeah, I often find the comments are vastly superior to my original posts. And that was definitely what happened that time. Who knew S'Waggers had such funny (and fuzzy) sex lives? :)