What if dog sports weren’t Rally, Agility, and Flyball? What if the real dog sports were rugby, soccer, and NASCAR?
Real Dog Sports
If human competitions became dog sports, things would look different.
Dog sport rugby – In the scrum, the dogs wouldn’t try to kick the ball. Instead, the team whose dog sniffed the ball first would get it.
Dog sport baseball – The first team playing defense would always win. Every time the pitcher threw the ball, the dog would return it to him.
Dog sport basketball – The tip-off would become a tug of war.
Dog sport soccer – No dog would ever get a penalty for touching the ball with her hands.
Dog sport beach volleyball – The media would be scandalized by the player’s skimpy outfits. Some dogs would play without even wearing a collar.
Dog sport ski racing – Who needs skis when you can slide down a mountain nose first, on your belly?
Dog sport gymnastics – The only events would be the floor exercises, walking the balance beam, and the vault.
Dog sport NASCAR – Dogs would race with their heads out the car windows, of course.
I like it. It would make sports much funnier. Much cuter. And definitely much fuzzier.
Your Turn: What human sport would you find more interesting if it became a dog sport? And what would change?
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