I scanned the list of search phrases that bring people to Something Wagging.
But then I saw it. The search phrase that made me gag.
“Why do dogs freak out when you lick them?”
Did you get that? “Why do dogs freak out when you lick them?”
Is that what dog people really want to know?
And just who is licking their dog?
I thought of setting up a cute shot to illustrate the search phrase. But much as I love Honey, I can’t bring myself to lick her. I get enough hair on my tongue just sharing a bedroom with her.
What else do dog people really want to know? Well according to my search stats, the list includes:
- golden retriever butt
- how to know if a dog is crazy
- why does my dog’s tail wag in a circle
- how much time should I spend with my dog
- dog chastity belts
- how much should you put up with
- cutest dogs in the world that don’t shed
- what would your dog look like as a human
A look at my own searching history would probably also bring up unique, embarrassing, and just plain weird questions about dogs as well.
But I’m not going to look it up. I have a feeling I’d rather not know.
Your Turn: What’s the strangest search phrase you’ve ever used to find out something about dogs?
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