Talk to anyone involved in animal rescue and it won’t be long before sex comes up.
Yes, dogs and cats need good homes. But eventually everyone gets back to the big topic: preventing unwanted litters.
Spay before you play.
But what if you plan to intentionally breed your dog? How do you protect your dog from the dangers of unprotected sex with renegade males?
Thank goodness for the dog chastity belt.
I’ll leave the description to the product’s inventor.
And finally, here’s a glimpse of the product in use.
Warning: this video is not safe for work. It features attempts at sexual congress. And no, I’m not talking about Newt Gingrich’s love life. (Apologies to my international readers for such a pun-ishing, American insider joke.)
Of course, the big problem with this video is that it doesn’t start out with the male German Shepherd turning up at the door with a tool belt to fix the dishwasher…
I giggled because I watched the “puppy porn” video first. But after listening to the interview with the inventor I was won over.
Of course, the chastity belt does nothing to alleviate the frustration of the dogs dealing with their biological urges.
Maybe the next wacky dog product should be a mellowing agent, an anti-Viagra. Any inventors out there looking for a project?
What do you think of the Dog Chastity Belt? Useful? Ridiculous? Any breeders out there who use such a product?
[Thanks to the gals at Pawshpal for yet another wacky pet product.]