Honey is my midget dog. At 50.8 pounds, she’s nearly five pounds less than the breed standard and she looks awfully short next to other Golden Retrievers.
Until Honey gets up on the furniture. Then she grows.
Honey is at her greatest length when she jumps up on the bed early in the morning. Somehow, she manages to stretch her body so that she spans the entire queen-sized bed from end to end assuring the maximum discomfort for all humans trying to sleep.
And it’s not just beds. Just try sharing a loveseat with her. From the time she starts out on the floor until she arrives on the couch, Honey grows at least a foot in length.
Of course that’s not Honey’s only super power. Some day I’ll tell you how she “shoots” dog hair from her body all day long.