When I adopted my first dogs, the high heels went deep into the closet along with my silky dresses and easily snagged sweaters. So what does a dog lover wear?
A Look at the Dog Lover’s Wardrobe
Here’s what you’ll find in my wardrobe now:
Pockets – A girl’s gotta have some place to keep poop bags, a ball, tug toys, and dog treats.
Waterproof Shoes – Even though I have a backyard, Honey insists I keep her company when she has to relieve herself in the rain. Misery loves company?
Crotchless Panties – I used to think I was good at puppy proofing the house—no chairs with bite marks, broken remote controls, or shredded garbage. But I forgot to guard my dirty laundry from hungry foster puppies.
Colorful Clothes – In my closet you’ll find pants in Golden Retriever Cream, tops in Golden Retriever Beige, sweaters in Golden Retriever Taupe, and skirts in Golden Retriever Gold. All the colors of the (Golden Retriever) rainbow.
Gloves with Cut Out Fingertips – What good are gloves if they keep you from handing out a treat?
My dog lover’s wardrobe will never win me a prize in a beauty contest. Luckily, Honey is pretty enough for both of us.
Your Turn: How did your wardrobe change when you got a dog?