To bring a little art to this blog, here’s some haikus of things Honey has tried to chew:Toilet bolt cover Soda bottle and its lid Pajama bottoms
Sneaker shoelaces Tassled loafers stuffed with socks Metal seatbelt latch
Sticks and stones and bones Wadded up pieces of sod Newspaper sections
Someday Honey will outgrow her need to pick up every inappropriate thing in her mouth. And if she doesn’t, I guess I’ll have to learn to write sonnets.