Every morning starts the same way.
“What are you going to write about on the blog today, Brain?”
“The same thing we write about every day, Pinky. How dogs are taking over the world.”
But sometimes inspiration fails me. Despite four attempts, I have yet to assemble a coherent thought. And it’s November, when I usually try to post every day. So I can’t let myself off the hook.
I could use a laugh.
Funniest Something Wagging Posts
Y’know what? Sometimes I’m pretty funny.
Like when I wrote Doggy Style Pick-Up Lines.
Do you think Lassie got much action when he says: “Let’s push Timmy in the well and go off for some just you and me time.” Or how about that Great Pyrenees who claims: “I’m not bragging, Baby. It’s right in the name.”
Bwa ha ha. I tickle myself.
I also love nature documentaries. I wish I could have gotten Richard Attenborough to narrate The Migratory Patterns of the Fuzzy-Bellied Honey. But we’ll never capture the footage. It’s just too dangerous.
And of course, sex is always funny. Okay, not when you do it right. But it is me we’re talking about.
I asked the question, Where Is The Dog When You Have Sex? And no, I wasn’t the funny one. It was the amazing comments by some pretty sexy S’Waggers.
How funny were they? Funny enough to inspire me to write The Dog Lover’s Guide To Great Sex. And to cement my reputation as the pervert in the dog blogging world.
And finally, I should confess that I’m not the funny one in the family. At least if you’re talking about something besides looks.
The funny one would be my husband, who wrote the funniest (true!) poop story I’ve ever heard in The Dog, The Universe, And Me. I defy you to come up with a more horrifying and hilarious dog poop story.
Where Do You Go For A Laugh?
Okay, I just reviewed some of Something Wagging’s funniest moments. And I could still use a belly laugh.
Feel free to share your funniest story in the comments, a link to something that busts your gut, or a link to the funniest thing you ever wrote on your blog.
Because Honey just settled in for a nap. And she’s not funny at all.