How To Piss Off A Golden Retriever Owner

Honey the Golden Retriever Takes an Apple for Teacher.

It happened again. With a hand signal, I asked Honey to lie down on the ground quietly. The person I was talking to said the one thing guaranteed to piss off a golden retriever owner: “Aww, aren’t goldens great? My dog would never do that.” Arggghhhhhhh!

Purebred Dog Rejects

Sammy is a Chinese crested hairless dog.

“She’s a reject,” the man explained. “Most breeders don’t want them. But we just love her.” “I understand. Our dog is a reject too.” In fact, most purebred dogs are rejects. And I feel very lucky to have ours.

Teaching A Golden Retriever To Swim

Honey the golden retriever in the water with Mike.

What kind of crazy person would move onto a boat with a golden retriever who doesn’t swim? You’ve been asking yourself that, right? Hopefully yesterday’s brief, shaky video evidence has reassured you that we’re not planning to drown Honey.

Stone-d Dogs – Wordless Wednesday

Honey the golden retriever lies down with stoned dogs.

While living in our temporary home, Honey gets to walk in a new place every day. Yesterday, she met some new dog friends while walking in St. Michael’s Maryland.

Moving the Dog – A Photo Essay

Honey the golden retriever isn't happy in the packed car.

It’s official. We’re homeless. Or at least living off the kindness of relatives. How did Honey cope with the big move?

Honey’s Unrequited Love

Honey the golden retriever is in love.

My dog Honey has it bad. She’s in love with an older dog. But I’m sorry to say that Honey’s love is unrequited. And I don’t know how to help her.

We Know What You Want

Golden Retriever at the beach

Honey and I know what you want. And we’re going to give it to you.

What If… – Wordless Wednesday

Honey the golden retriever stands in deep snow.

What if we had adopted a chihuahua?

Why Do So Many People Torture Golden Retrievers On YouTube?

Honey the golden retriever relaxes with Oliver the foster puppy.

I can’t stand it any more. Every time I try to find a cute golden retriever to watch on YouTube, I’m hit in the face with torture videos. Okay, there’s no blood. Or broken bones. But I can’t watch them nonetheless.

10 Best Reasons To Have A Golden Retriever In The Snow

Honey the golden retriever looks at the snowy yard.

I see fewer dogs out walking with their people on snowy days with temperatures below 0. But those I do see make me happy I have a golden retriever.

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