You can find anything using Google, right?
There are at least 5 things I want to know about my dog. But when I do a Google search I come up with nothing.
5 Things Google Doesn’t Know About My Dog
C’mon Google. Why can’t you answer these questions?
How many calories does a 50 pound dog burn playing bitey face?
Just try doing a search. Google has no answers.
How do you keep dog hair out of your contact lenses?
Maybe there is no answer. If you wear contacts and live with a golden retriever, prepare for pain.
Why does my dog love Ok Go’s White Knuckles video but watches no other programs containing dogs?
She comes running when she hears the opening beats. But ignores barking and howling on any other video. Google has no idea why.
Why does the hair on the feet of a golden retriever grow so fast?
It grows. It needs trimming. But Google can’t tell me why.
How come my dog poops on a walk every time I don’t have a bag even when she pooped in the yard twice before we left?
If you ask Google, you’ll only find admonitions to always scoop that poop. But no explanation of how dogs can create poop on an empty stomach.
If Google Doesn’t Know About My Dog, Who Does?
If I keep typing questions about my dog into Google and don’t get answers, where can I turn?
I guess I’ll just have to ask my dog. Unfortunately, she’s not talking.
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Your Turn: What what you most like to know about your dog that Google doesn’t know?