More people use Facebook than live with dogs.
Why? Don’t they know dogs are better than social media?
Dogs More Fun Than Social Media; Need Better Marketing
♥ You don’t need tools to measure your influence with a dog. You know every time you call and they come to you.
♥ Dogs don’t change their appearance every two weeks.
♥ If a dog “stops working,” your vet can usually help you figure out why.
♥ Your dog doesn’t cut you off at 140 characters.
♥ You’ll never find an exact copy of your dog somewhere else without getting credit for the original.
♥ You can watch puppies play. And cuddle with them afterwards.
♥ You don’t have to add your dog to your circle and he doesn’t have to add you to his. It’s just love.
♥ No one will take over your dog so that when you walk him, he automatically leads you to a porn site or someone selling designer knock-offs.
♥ You don’t have to remember a password to play fetch.
♥ Your dog will never ask you for imaginary farm implements to play some dumb game.
♥ When you play with your dog, billboards don’t pop up telling you how you can lose 50 pounds in a week, buy a house with no money down, or get rid of wrinkles using the secret doctors don’t want you to know.
♥ You don’t need WiFi to play with your dog.
♥ Your dog will never share your most embarrassing moments with everyone in the world.
♥ If you toss a ball for your dog, he won’t come back with a long rant about your political beliefs.
♥ A dog can keep you warm when the heat goes out.
♥ Your dog will never “unfriend” you.
How is your dog better than social media?
Who’s the Better Leader?
Last week I asked who would make a better president, you or your dog? Here are the results:
|Question01||A good leader follows through until she meets her goal.|
|Who is more persistent?||13||32||4|
|Question02||A good leader is persuasive.|
|Who is better at influencing others?||13||34||2|
|Question03||A good leader is intelligent.|
|Who is a better problem solver?||26||21||2|
|Question04||A good leader has empathy.|
|Who is better at understanding others’ feelings?||24||22||3|
|Question05||A good leader does what’s right, even when it’s difficult.|
|Who has more integrity?||28||17||3|
|Question06||A good leader communicates well.|
|Who’s better at telling others what they need to know??||10||35||2|
|Question07||A good leader knows how to keep disagreements from escalating.|
|Who is more diplomatic?||19||25||4|
Looks like dogs are often better at communicating, convincing, and persisting until they get what they want. No big surprises there.
What did I learn from this? Perhaps the best presidential pairing is a woman with a dog.
Things Your Dog Doesn’t Want You to Know Giveaway
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